And what made this victory extra sweet is he proved he could win without Shaquille O'Neal. 

Apple has issued an alert to iPhone users that the phones may overheat if exposed to high tempertaures,  if worn in pockets of tight clothes, or if users download pics of Megan Fox.

With great anticipation i tuned into the latest installment of  " Larry King Live " at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch . Miko Brando , sporting his ugliest Hawaii print shirt to date, took us on a tour of the now empty main house . We saw many wooden floors, plaster walls, and a banister with a tree carved in it !  He also pointed out a stairway leading up to bedroom where Michael would commit unspeakable acts against young teenage boys . In the bathroom was a secret closet with many locks on it . Miko said it was Jackson's panic room, " Just in case . " ( of a police raid ? )  From there Brando took us to see the Station House that was also stripped to the bone . The highlight of that tour was a large soot stain on a brick overpass the choo-choo train had made . Miko also showed us the dance floor where Michael practiced . He pointed to the center of the wooden floor that looked worn out . (  maybe the cleaning lady just happened to miss a spot with her mop ? )..... Back in the garden, Fish-Faced Larry interviewed Jermaine in what appeared to be extreamly  uncomfortable for the grieving Jackson brother . Jermaine denied any rumors about Michael's strange and kinky behavior . Sweating profusely, tugging at his ear, pinching his nose , and swatting flies and mosquitoes,  Jermaine begged Larry to stop asking so many difficult questions .  " Jermaine, what do you think of Diana Sands being mentioned as the legal guardian in Michael's will ? " A confused Jackson looked dumbfounded ..............  Jermaine also showed Larry a tree that Michael had once climbed and supposedly wrote songs on . King sacastically told Jackson , " Don't Kill Yourself  now ."  Another comment King made earlier to Jermaine was, " You call it Neverland and I call it never, never, never land "  i wonder what he meant by that ?...................................................................... to be continued ...............................................................(kascha & whitney)    

Governor Palin has announced that she will resign on July 26.  This has led many to speculate a Presidential run and perhaps a television or radio show in the mean time. 

Personally I am hoping that she had a mistress in Argentina and there are pictures and videos and posters and trading cards made of the two women.  Or, one of those 4 picture rolls you get from those photo-booths in the mall. 

Kobe Bryant decided to take a pass on terminating the final two years of his contract. It's the first time in his career he's ever passed anything.

...Baghdad has opened its first Ben & Jerry's ice cream store.  The most popular flavor is Iraqi Road.  A delicious combination of chocolate ice cream, with nuts, marshmallows, and schrapnel. 

If a dermatologist is the real father of Michael Jacksons' kids,it could change the whole complexion of custody proceedings. 

Jessica Simpson will launch her second fragrance, "Fancy Love," which is inspired by her boyfriend -- quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys -- Tony Romo. It smells like Tony Romo, yes.

The new perfume is described as smelling like jasmine, rose, jock itch, Bengay, and the Dallas Cheerleaders. 

Dutch-Born Super-Model Karen Mulder was arrested in Paris, France for allegedly threatening her plastic surgeon.

Even though I think it's horrible for someone to threaten another human being with bodily harm.

After seeing what this plastic surgeon did to poor Karen Mulder I think she was totally justified.

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Frankly, I'm not really sure who should get custody of the kids-- Madonna or Angelina Jolie.